The article is a first-person narrative of the author's experience at a massage parlor in Yogyakarta, Indonesia. The author humorously describes the intense and painful massage session he underwent, which included a traditional Javanese full-body massage. The masseuse's techniques are depicted as surprisingly vigorous and at times uncomfortable, involving deep manipulation of muscles and joints. Despite the pain, the author hints at an underlying belief that the massage would ultimately be beneficial. The article concludes with a playful reference to the massage parlor's window signs stating 'No sex. No drugs,' with the author jokingly suggesting that a pain reliever might have been a good idea before the session.

The article addresses a false report claiming that the European Union is seeking to remove Cambodia from the United Nations. It clarifies that the European Parliament did not pass a resolution to this effect on September 13, nor was it discussed. The resolution in question actually calls for sanctions against Cambodia for human rights violations and a review of its involvement in a preferential trade deal. Cambodian officials have dismissed the idea of being ejected from the UN as impossible, citing support from Russia and China in the UN Security Council. The article also mentions the European Parliament's resolution urging the Cambodian government to renew an agreement with the High Commissioner for Human Rights and to address human rights concerns. The resolution is not binding but serves as a call to action for other EU bodies. Prime Minister Hun Sen has announced his upcoming visit to the UN General Assembly, where he will meet with various officials.