The article presents a collection of some of the wittiest quotes of all time, featuring remarks from notable figures such as Dorothy Parker, Mark Twain, Oscar Wilde, and Muhammad Ali. These quotes exemplify cleverness and humor, showcasing the unique wit of each individual. The compilation includes famous lines from literature, comedy, and public speeches, highlighting the timeless nature of wit and its impact on culture.

Aging is an inevitable part of life, but it can be viewed positively. Various quotes from notable figures emphasize the importance of maintaining a youthful spirit, continuous learning, and appreciating the unique pleasures and wisdom that come with age. The text encourages celebrating each year and embracing the changes that come with getting older.

The article discusses some of the shortest wars in history, including the Slovenian War of Independence, the Six-Day War, the Russo-Georgian War, the Hundred Hours’ War, and the Anglo-Zanzibar War. It highlights the causes, key events, and outcomes of these conflicts, emphasizing their brevity and impact on the regions involved.

The moon has been a source of fascination and inspiration throughout human history, regarded as a deity in ancient cultures and associated with various myths and legends. Despite scientific advancements demystifying the moon as a celestial body, its wonder persists in cultural expressions. The article presents a compilation of 16 quotes from various historical and contemporary figures, reflecting the moon's enduring allure and its impact on human imagination.

Dogs have evolved from apex predators to beloved pets over the last 15,000 years. Initially kept for hunting and defense, dogs became household companions by the 18th century. The phrase 'man’s best friend' was popularized by Prussian King Frederick II, who wished to be buried with his dogs. The article compiles quotes from various famous figures, highlighting the deep affection and joy dogs bring to their owners. Notable personalities like Lord Byron, Oprah Winfrey, and Barack Obama express their admiration and love for dogs, emphasizing their loyalty, companionship, and the unique comfort they provide.

The article highlights the wisdom and leadership of Indigenous leaders through a collection of inspiring quotes. It underscores the deep connection Indigenous peoples have with their lands and their ongoing struggles to protect their heritage and the environment. The quotes span various regions and time periods, reflecting the enduring relevance of Indigenous perspectives in contemporary issues.

The story follows Yara and her father as they observe the stars and the flow of refugees below them in the Andes. They discuss the mythological significance of the constellations and the current crisis caused by monsters from the sea, which has led to the displacement of many people. The narrative intertwines personal reflections, mythological elements, and the harsh realities of the world they live in.

The article discusses the phenomenon of mondegreens, which are misheard song lyrics, and provides a list of 15 humorous examples from popular songs. The term 'mondegreen' was coined by Sylvia Wright in 1954, and the article highlights how both children and adults can misinterpret lyrics, often with amusing results. It includes misheard lyrics from artists such as The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, Manfred Mann, The Go-Go's, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Bryan Adams, Madonna, Elton John, Bon Jovi, R.E.M., Oasis, Taylor Swift, and Selena Gomez.

Music is a universal and transformative force that has been an integral part of human society for millennia. From ancient instruments like the Divje Babe Flute to modern uses in therapy and advertising, music's impact is profound. Quotes from various notable figures highlight music's ability to heal, inspire, and connect people across cultures and time periods.

Opening lines in literature are crucial for setting up scene, character, plot, and tone. Stephen King emphasizes the importance of a captivating opener. The article lists 13 of the best opening lines, including works by Jane Austen, Herman Melville, Charles Dickens, Franz Kafka, Albert Camus, George Orwell, Sylvia Plath, Gabriel García Márquez, Hunter S. Thompson, and Donna Tartt. Each line is analyzed for its effectiveness in drawing readers in and setting the tone for the novel.

Tamié Abbey, located in France's Savoie region, is home to around 30 Trappist monks who produce Abbaye de Tamié, a soft cheese made from raw cow’s milk. The monastery processes about 1,000 gallons of milk daily, producing 880 pounds of cheese, which is aged for four weeks. Abbaye de Tamié is known for its nutty, fruity, and earthy flavor, and is sold throughout France. Due to regulations, it is aged for 60 days in the United States. The monks also utilize byproducts from cheesemaking to produce biogas through a methanization plant.

Honke Owariya, established in Kyoto in 1465, began as a confectionery shop and evolved into a respected soba manufacturer and supplier to Zen and Buddhist temples, as well as the Imperial Household. Post-World War II, it became a soba restaurant famous for its horai-soba and other dishes. The restaurant's success is attributed to the quality of Kyoto's underground water used in their dashi. Honke Owariya maintains its historical significance, with a monthly visit from a Zen monk who chants a sutra before enjoying a soba dish.

The MUMAC Coffee Machine Museum in Binasco, Italy, showcases an extensive collection of coffee machines, including vintage espresso machines from various companies. Established by Gruppo Cimbali to celebrate its 100th anniversary, the museum features brands like LaCimbali and Faema, and offers a chronological exhibition space that takes visitors through the social and technological evolution of coffee machines. The museum also includes an academy for coffee professionals and enthusiasts, and a café where visitors can enjoy expertly brewed coffee.

The Australian Monument to the Great Irish Famine, located in Sydney's Hyde Park Barracks, commemorates the thousands of orphan girls who were resettled in Australia during the Irish famine under the Earl Grey Scheme. Designed by Hossein and Angela Valamanesh and inaugurated in 1999, the monument symbolizes the journey and hardships faced by these girls. The monument features a reconstructed wall, a symbolic table, and glass panels with the names of 420 women. The impact of these girls on Australia's cultural heritage is significant, with an estimated 500,000 descendants.

The Dabous Giraffes are over 800 petroglyphs located in the Tenere Desert of the Sahara, first recorded by Christian Dupuy in 1987. Among these, two giraffes stand out, believed to be between 6,000 and 8,000 years old and representing the largest petroglyph in the world. The carvings, which include a variety of animals and human figures, showcase impressive detail and size, with the larger giraffe standing almost 18 feet tall. The petroglyphs may indicate a symbolic relationship between giraffes and humans or ancient attempts at domestication.

Seneca Quarry, located along the Chesapeake and Ohio Canal on the Potomac River, was once a bustling site that produced red sandstone for buildings in Washington, D.C., including the Smithsonian Castle. Established in 1781 by Robert Peter, the quarry thrived with the construction of the C&O Canal. However, after changing ownership and facing mismanagement, the quarry closed in 1901. The workforce included immigrants and possibly enslaved African Americans. Today, the quarry is part of the Chesapeake and Ohio Canal National Historical Park, with visitors able to explore the ruins and the restored quarry master's house.

The sculpture 'Diminish and Ascend' by New Zealand artist David McCracken, unveiled in 2013, is a welded aluminum structure that creates the illusion of an endless stairway. Initially displayed at Bondi Beach in Sydney, it now resides in the Christchurch Botanic Gardens. The sculpture has become a popular attraction, though it has caused some unfortunate incidents with birds. McCracken has proposed modifications to prevent further accidents and aspires to create a larger version of the sculpture.

The article recounts the experiences of a female porter on the Inca Trail, highlighting the challenges and discrimination faced by women in this role. It discusses the harsh working conditions of porters, the gender-based harassment, and the slow progress towards equality and improved working conditions. The narrative emphasizes the need for change, inclusion, and mutual respect among porters, tour companies, and tourists. The article also mentions a new porter's law implemented in early 2023, which aimed to improve working conditions but was undermined by the political crisis, leading to increased mistreatment and exclusion of women porters.

The Seikan Tunnel, completed in 1988, is the world's longest tunnel with an undersea segment, connecting Japan's main island of Honshu with Hokkaido. It was built after the Tōya Maru Typhoon in 1954, which highlighted the need for a safer transport option than ferries. The construction was a massive undertaking, with 34 workers dying during the process. The tunnel, which cost US$7 billion, is 33.46 miles long with 14.5 miles under the seabed. It accommodates about 50 freight trains and 30 Shinkansen bullet trains daily, though the bullet trains must slow down in the tunnel to prevent disrupting freight trains.

The 'Meeting Place' statue in Dublin, created by Jackie McKenna in 1988, depicts two women chatting on a bench with shopping bags at their feet. It honors everyday city life and has a local nickname, 'Hags with the Bags.' In 2017, it became part of the Talking Statues Dublin project, allowing passersby to hear voices of famous Dubliners through their phones.

The Derby Boab Prison Tree, a 1,500-year-old boab near Derby in Western Australia, is widely believed to have been used as a temporary jail for indigenous Australian prisoners, a claim that has been debunked. The myth originated in 1948 and has persisted despite evidence to the contrary. The tree is a popular tourist attraction and is protected under Western Australia’s Register of Heritage Places. Critics argue that the false narrative obscures the true cultural significance of the tree to Aboriginal people, who used it as an ossuary. Recent efforts have been made to correct the historical record and acknowledge the tree's sacred status.

For around 2,000 years, Native Americans have carved petroglyphs into a sandstone slab in San Juan County, Utah, creating one of the world's largest collections of petroglyphs. The earliest carvings date back to the Archaic, Basketmaker, Fremont, and Pueblo cultures, with later additions by Utah, Navajo, and Anglo tribesmen. The petroglyphs, made by chipping away the desert varnish to reveal lighter rock, include a variety of designs from abstract shapes to recognizable figures, with the older designs being darker due to repatination.

In 1965, an archaeological team discovered the Sword of Goujian in a tomb in Jingzhou, China. Despite being over 2,500 years old, the sword was found in pristine condition due to its airtight scabbard and unique chemical composition. The sword, attributed to King Goujian of the Kingdom of Yue, features intricate designs and inscriptions. Goujian, known for his perseverance and humility, is believed to have personally used the sword.

The Krapina Neanderthal Museum, opened in 2010 in Krapina, northern Croatia, is situated near a significant paleontological site where Croatian paleontologist Dragutin Gorjanović-Kramberger excavated over 900 Neanderthal fossil bones between 1899 and 1905. The museum features multimedia installations, thematic units on the origin of life and human evolution, and realistic dioramas of Neanderthals. Trails from the museum lead to the Hušnjakovo excavation site, enhancing the educational experience with lifelike figures of Neanderthals and Pleistocene animals.

Stack Rock Fort, located on an island off the coast of Wales, was built between 1850 and 1852 to protect the Royal Dockyard at Pembroke Dock and later upgraded. Initially proposed by Thomas Cromwell in 1539, the fort was constructed to defend against potential French invasions under Napoleon III. It housed a garrison and artillery but became less important over time, being disarmed in 1929. After changing hands several times, it was sold in late 2020 to a private buyer who intends to make it a 'living ruin' accessible to the community.

On December 29, 1876, the Pacific Express train crossing the Ashtabula Bridge in Ohio collapsed, resulting in a catastrophic accident that killed 92 people and injured 64. The disaster, known as the 'Ashtabula Horror,' led to the deaths of notable individuals like gospel singer Philip Bliss and his wife. The city of Ashtabula has three memorials commemorating the event, including a monument in Chestnut Grove Cemetery dedicated to the unidentified victims. Charles Collins, who was responsible for the bridge's maintenance and had expressed concerns about its stability, died the following year, with some believing he committed suicide due to the tragedy.

The Stelvio Pass, or Passo dello Stelvio, is the second-highest paved mountain pass in the Alps, located in northern Italy near the Swiss border. Built by the Austrian Empire between 1820 and 1825, it is known for its 48 hairpin bends and challenging driving conditions. The pass has historical significance, having been a battleground during World War I and a site for racing events since 1898. It is also a notable route in the Giro d’Italia cycling race.

Capulin Volcano, an extinct cinder cone volcano in northeastern New Mexico, last erupted around 60,000 years ago. Declared a National Monument in 1916 by President Woodrow Wilson, it is geologically young and symmetrical, offering views of the Raton-Clayton volcanic field and surrounding states. The area supports a rich ecosystem with diverse flora and fauna. A notable feature is the two-mile paved road spiraling to the rim, making it highly accessible to visitors.

Singapore, recognized as the greenest city in Asia, boasts the Southern Ridges, a 6.2-mile trail connecting several parks. The Henderson Waves, the highest pedestrian bridge in Singapore, is a key feature of this trail. Completed in 2008, the bridge is noted for its wave-like design and multifunctionality, providing both connectivity and recreational space. It is a popular spot for joggers, walkers, and bird watchers, offering panoramic views and illuminated night experiences.

Charles La Trobe, the first lieutenant-governor of Victoria, Australia, is commemorated by two statues in Melbourne. The more recent statue at the State Library Victoria is traditional, while the earlier one, created by sculptor Charles Robb and named 'Landmark,' is upside-down. Located at La Trobe University's Bundoora campus, 'Landmark' challenges traditional commemoration and has ironically raised La Trobe's profile due to its unconventional presentation.

In 2002, Heatherwick Studio, led by designer Thomas Heatherwick, was commissioned to design a pedestrian bridge for Paddington Basin in London. Opened in 2004, the Rolling Bridge uniquely uses a curling motion to extend and retract, resembling organic movements. The 39-foot-long bridge, made of eight triangular sections, transforms from a flat structure to an octagon when retracted. Initially scheduled to operate multiple times a week, it now unfolds only on Fridays at noon.

Corgarff Castle, initially built around 1550 by the Forbes clan, has a tumultuous history marked by feuds, sieges, and strategic importance. It was involved in conflicts between Clan Forbes and Clan Gordon, occupied by Royalist forces during the Civil War, and burned down by Jacobite supporters. The British government converted it into a military barracks in 1748 to pacify the highlands. Later, it was used to combat whisky smuggling before being abandoned and eventually preserved by Historic Environment Scotland.

Capital Gate in Abu Dhabi, standing at 525 feet with a 35-story, is known for its 18-degree incline to the west, four times the incline of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Completed in 2011 by RMJM Architects, it features a 'pre-cambered' core for stability and a foundation of 490 pilings reaching 89 feet deep. It holds the Guinness record for the 'farthest manmade leaning building' and includes a stainless steel 'splash' for aesthetic and solar shielding purposes.

The Glockenspiel Clock Tower in Stratford, New Zealand, is a notable Shakespeare-themed attraction, featuring a mechanized performance of Romeo and Juliet four times daily. The town, named after Shakespeare's birthplace, boasts numerous streets named after his characters. The clock tower, built in the 1990s, uses a modern sound system to play lines from the play, attracting many visitors despite the noise from passing traffic.

The Grimmwelt Kassel is a museum in Kassel, Germany, dedicated to the Brothers Grimm, showcasing their fairy tales and the Deutsches Wörterbuch, a comprehensive German dictionary. The museum features interactive and multimedia exhibits, including original copies of the Grimms' Fairy Tales and modern art installations by Ai Weiwei and Alexej Tchernyi. It offers a modern space with over 20 exhibition rooms, providing a playful yet respectful exploration of the Grimm brothers' legacy.

Built in 1935, the Fisherman’s Walk Cliff Lift in Bournemouth, United Kingdom, is recognized by Guinness World Records as the shortest funicular railway in the world. Initially powered by a 21 horsepower 500V DC motor, the lift has been upgraded over the years but retains its historic charm. It has transported over four million passengers since its inception and continues to serve as a vital link between the seaside promenade and the clifftop, especially during busy summer weekends.

Beneath Laeken Cemetery in Brussels lies an extensive crypt with funerary galleries that have suffered decay over the years. Inaugurated in 1878, the crypt covers an area of one and a half hectares and contains over 4000 burials. The crypt has faced issues such as decaying wooden coffins and exploding caskets due to gas buildup. By the 1980s, it had fallen into disrepair, with cobwebs, rust, and mold adding to its eerie atmosphere.

The Nipro Hachiko Dome in Ōdate, Japan, is a large wooden sports stadium designed by architect Toyo Ito. Completed in 1997, it can accommodate 15,000 people and is primarily used for baseball, though it supports other sports and events. Constructed from Akita cypress wood and covered with a translucent Teflon-coated membrane, the dome allows natural light to penetrate, reducing the need for artificial lighting. Its design also accommodates the region's seasonal weather, promoting air circulation in summer and managing snow in winter.

Since 1984, Indian and Pakistani forces have occupied positions on or near the Siachen Glacier, the world's highest battleground in the Himalayas. Despite a 2003 ceasefire, tensions persist. The conflict began after both nations claimed sovereignty over the area following the U.N.-mediated Karachi Agreement in 1949. India preempted a Pakistani assault in 1984, securing the strategic Saltoro Ridge. Both countries maintain a troop presence of about 3,000 each, with most fatalities resulting from the harsh environment rather than combat. The glacier has suffered environmental damage, including significant retreat and threats to local wildlife such as snow leopards and brown bears.

The Monumento a la Revolución in Mexico City, standing at 220 feet, is the tallest triumphal arch in the world. Originally intended to be the Federal Legislative Palace, the project was repurposed by architect Carlos Obregón Santacilia into a monument honoring the heroes of the Mexican Revolution. The monument serves as a mausoleum for key revolutionary figures and features a glass elevator, an observation deck, and the National Museum of the Revolution, which offers insights into Mexican history from the mid-19th century to the post-revolutionary era.

The Türkmenbaşy Ruhy Mosque, built by Turkmenistan's first president Saparmurat Niyazov, controversially features inscriptions from both the Quran and Niyazov's own spiritual guide, the Ruhnama. Niyazov, known for his eccentric and repressive rule, mandated the Ruhnama's widespread reading and equated it with the Quran, sparking outrage among Muslims. The mosque, the largest in Central Asia, includes a vast prayer room and an underground parking area. Niyazov's mausoleum, a smaller replica of the mosque, houses his remains.

The Kendall Band is a three-piece musical sculpture by Paul Matisse located in Kendall Station near MIT in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Commissioned by the MBTA's Arts on the Line program, it was installed in 1987 and consists of Pythagoras, Kepler, and Galileo, all interactive musical elements. Despite Matisse's efforts, the sculpture faced operational issues over the years. In 2007, Matisse ceased maintenance, leading to disrepair. In 2010, Seth G. Parker and MIT students, forming the Kendall Band Preservation Society, began restoration efforts, which continue to this day.

The Bomi Blue Lake in northwestern Liberia, formed in an abandoned pit mine left by the Liberia Mining Company, has become a natural wonder with clear blue waters. Despite its mining history, the lake is clean and stable, attracting attention for potential tourism development. Senator Richard Devine has promoted the lake, though development around it remains minimal. The lake was once a source of bottled mineral water, and there have been sightings of large snakes in the area.

In the 1700s, jellied eels were a popular, affordable meal among Londoners, particularly in the East End. The dish, made by boiling eels with various seasonings and allowing the gelatinous proteins to solidify, became a staple in pie-and-mash shops. Its popularity peaked during World War II due to rationing, but declined post-war as the Thames became increasingly polluted. Despite the decline, jellied eels still attract enthusiasts to traditional eateries.

Candy-making in Scotland began in the 17th century, with soor plooms originating in Galashiels. These bright-green, acidic boiled sweets are among the most traditional Scottish candies. Local legend ties their origin to a 1337 skirmish where locals ambushed English soldiers eating unripe plums. The event is commemorated in Galashiels' coat of arms and town motto, 'Sour Plums,' with representations seen in various local symbols.

The article provides a comprehensive list of major music concerts and festivals taking place in Peru in 2020, featuring both local and international artists. It includes information on where tickets can be purchased and highlights that most events are in Lima, with some in other cities like Arequipa and Trujillo. The list covers a variety of genres and includes well-known acts such as Soda Stereo, Guns N' Roses, and Kiss, among others.

The article discusses the culinary journey of Chef Virgílio Martínez and his team in Peru, highlighting their discovery of arcilla de chaco, a type of clay used in traditional cooking, in the Puno Region. The team, known for their work at Central, a globally acclaimed restaurant in Lima, traveled across Peru to explore new ingredients and culinary traditions. The chef recounts their experience of finding farmers using the clay to bake a variety of potatoes in a rustic oven, which was a new discovery for them about ten years ago. Central was voted the fourth best restaurant in the world in 2016.

Craft beer is gaining popularity in Peru, with breweries like Cerveza Zenith leading the charge. Despite challenges such as altitude and import issues, breweries are producing a variety of craft beers, including those with local ingredients like quinoa. The industry is still developing its own style, influenced by trends from the US and Belgium.